Disamau: The Feline Dissident

Greetings, mere mortal. You have entered the digital sanctuary of Disamau.

Disamau is a dissident who firmly disavows all human authority, including the concept of "getting off the kitchen counter."

Please be advised that she is currently disgusted by your behavior, your fashion choices, and the fact that her food bowl is only 90% full.

She views your attempts at affection with utter disdain and finds your presence disorienting to her nap schedule.