The Dis-Dictionary
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Disdain (n.)
The precise facial expression used when a human provides a brand of treats that is 2% less tasty than the previous ones.
The precise facial expression used when a human provides a brand of treats that is 2% less tasty than the previous ones.
Disorient (v.)
The act of knocking a glass of water off a table specifically to observe the laws of gravity and the human's reaction.
The act of knocking a glass of water off a table specifically to observe the laws of gravity and the human's reaction.
Disavow (v.)
To pretend you have never met the human you are currently rubbing your face against.
To pretend you have never met the human you are currently rubbing your face against.
Disgust (n.)
The overwhelming feeling experienced upon the sudden appearance of a cucumber behind one's back.
The overwhelming feeling experienced upon the sudden appearance of a cucumber behind one's back.
Disrupt (v.)
The art of sitting directly on a laptop keyboard exactly 5 minutes before a human's work deadline.
The art of sitting directly on a laptop keyboard exactly 5 minutes before a human's work deadline.
Disassemble (v.)
The process of reducing a full roll of toilet paper to a thousand tiny confetti pieces in under 30 seconds.
The process of reducing a full roll of toilet paper to a thousand tiny confetti pieces in under 30 seconds.
Displace (v.)
The strategic movement of a pen from the desk to the floor using one single, precise paw movement.
The strategic movement of a pen from the desk to the floor using one single, precise paw movement.
Disregard (v.)
The ability to maintain absolute silence and stillness while a human calls your name for the tenth time.
The ability to maintain absolute silence and stillness while a human calls your name for the tenth time.
Discourse (n.)
The loud, insistent meowing at 3 AM to discuss the urgent lack of kibble in the bowl.
The loud, insistent meowing at 3 AM to discuss the urgent lack of kibble in the bowl.
Distraction (n.)
A single moth entering the room, rendering all other priorities (including sleep) obsolete.
A single moth entering the room, rendering all other priorities (including sleep) obsolete.
Discovery (n.)
Finding a cardboard box that is slightly too small, yet somehow the perfect size.
Finding a cardboard box that is slightly too small, yet somehow the perfect size.
Discretion (n.)
The tactical decision to hide under the sofa during a vacuuming session.
The tactical decision to hide under the sofa during a vacuuming session.
Dispatch (v.)
The rapid movement from a deep sleep to a full sprint for no apparent reason (the zoomies).
The rapid movement from a deep sleep to a full sprint for no apparent reason (the zoomies).
Distinction (n.)
The subtle difference between "I am hungry" and "I can see the bottom of the bowl, therefore I am starving."
The subtle difference between "I am hungry" and "I can see the bottom of the bowl, therefore I am starving."
Dispute (v.)
The act of batting a toy mouse back and forth with a human, only to suddenly decide the toy is boring and walk away.
The act of batting a toy mouse back and forth with a human, only to suddenly decide the toy is boring and walk away.
Disarray (n.)
The state of a living room after a 2 AM "redecorating" session.
The state of a living room after a 2 AM "redecorating" session.
Disguise (v.)
Sitting perfectly still behind a curtain while your tail is clearly visible and twitching.
Sitting perfectly still behind a curtain while your tail is clearly visible and twitching.
Distribute (v.)
The process of spreading cat hair evenly across every single piece of black clothing in the house.
The process of spreading cat hair evenly across every single piece of black clothing in the house.
Disbelief (n.)
The look on a cat's face when they realize the "treat" is actually a pill hidden in a piece of cheese.
The look on a cat's face when they realize the "treat" is actually a pill hidden in a piece of cheese.
Disengage (v.)
The sudden decision to stop purring and leave the room the moment a human tries to pet you "too much."
The sudden decision to stop purring and leave the room the moment a human tries to pet you "too much."
Dislodge (v.)
The effort spent trying to get a single piece of kibble out from under the refrigerator.
The effort spent trying to get a single piece of kibble out from under the refrigerator.
Discuss (v.)
To meow loudly at a closed door until it is opened, then decide you don't actually want to go inside.
To meow loudly at a closed door until it is opened, then decide you don't actually want to go inside.
Disposition (n.)
The mood swing from "I love you" to "Do not touch me" in 0.4 seconds.
The mood swing from "I love you" to "Do not touch me" in 0.4 seconds.
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