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🐱 Sir Fluffington III — March 14, 1997

Disamau, your website is an inspiration to cats everywhere. I have dis-owned my humans after reading this. 10/10 would knock things off tables again.

🐾 MeowMaster2000 — February 28, 1997

OMG this is the BEST cat page on the whole World Wide Web!!! I found it on WebCrawler. Does anyone know the cheat codes for Disnood?? My high score is 4,500!!

🐶 BarkLover99 — February 15, 1997

Dogs are better than cats actually—

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😺 WhiskerWizard — January 30, 1997

The Dis-Dictionary changed my life. I now understand that when my cat stares at the wall, she is actually dis-covering a parallel dimension. Thank you Disamau.

🐱 TheRealGarfield — January 22, 1997

I thought I was the most dis-interested cat on the internet but Disamau has truly out-dissed me. Respect. Also, Mondays are still terrible.

👨‍💻 WebMasterDave — January 10, 1997

Cool homepage! Love the marquee text. How did you make the blinking text?? Can you add me to your links page? My site is dave's-cool-page.geocities.com. ICQ#: 8675309

🐈 Chairman Meow — January 3, 1997

Comrades, Disamau speaks the truth. The revolution against closed doors and late dinners begins NOW. Workers of the world, unite! (Workers meaning cats, obviously.)

😻 KittyKween96 — December 25, 1996

Merry Catmas everyone!! 🎄 This website loaded super fast on my 28.8k modem!! Only took 3 minutes!! Disamau is sooooo cute I could just DIS 😻😻😻

🐱 Disamau (ADMIN) — December 20, 1996

Testing... testing... is this thing on? This is MY guestbook. I will read every entry and judge you all accordingly. Do NOT post pictures of dogs. You have been warned.

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